Generation Y (All Fall Down)
We are connected,
By fibre optic wires
Which spread across the globe
We are the last ones
Of generation Y
We are the Last to know life before this
We share our details
We share our hopes and fears
We want the world to care
And when a problem
Rears up it’s face round here
We need somebody there but we reject it
Why?
“well we all fall down, hey, na na na na na”
That’s what they say
“Well you’ll come back around, hey, na na na na na”
You’ll be fine
This isn’t a real problem
Come on son, what’s the matter,
Just pick yourself up
Don’t be so stupid, wipe away those tears,
That’s how the song goes
Everybody hurts
Your issues are fickle,
There’s bigger problems in the world,
Stop being selfish
You’re behaving like a little girl just be an adult
I remember when i was your age I used to feel blue too, but i pick up my chin and that’s what you should do,
Look at me, I’m fine, i am the living proof that you can make it.
Just believe in yourself
Yes I know that your whole life you were lead to believe that you do something important, that you could be anything,
And yes I know that now you’re done with all your education you realise the majority was fabrication but please son,
We all have to push through, we have to accept that harsh reality that dreams don’t come true so just
Leave your dreams behind. It doesn’t matter, you don’t need them
You’ll find new ones.
“Well we all fall down hey, na na na na na”
That’s what they say
“Well you’ll come back around, hey, na na na na na”
You’ll be fine
You’ll be fine
And to all who give that advice
And to all who give bad advice
You are the problem, Not the solution
You are the problem, Not the solution, now,
You are the problem, Not the solution, now,
You are the problem, Not the solution, now.
You are the problem!
Not the Solution!
You are the problem!
Not the Solution!
Well we all fall down, hey, na na na na na na na
I feel fine.
damn straight
Stoner is driving his car with other stoner friend. Gets pulled over. Practising what to say
Stoner: Oh, god… shit… ok… let’s be cool. Ok… right… what’s the problem? Officer? That right?
Other stoner: no, it’s what seems to be the problem. What seems to be the problem.
Stoner: what seeeems to be the problem, officer?
Other stoner: seems. gotta make it sound right. Seems. seems.
Stoner: seeeeeeeeems.
Other Stoner: seeeems.
Stoner: how about if i was more casual. Like… what’s the craik?
Other stoner: no. Are you irish? No. Then it would look bad. It’s just about the seems.
Stoner: wat seeeeeems to be the craik officer?
Other Stoner: No! Not Craik! Sounds like Crack.
Stoner: crack.
Other Stoner: The cop will think u have crack.
Stoner: good point. I don’t have crack. Crack. What seems to be the crack. Crack. What’s the crack
Officer arrives. Stoner rolls down window.
Officer: any idea how fast u were going?
Stoner: I have crack.
Pause.
Stoner: internally WHY DID I SAY THAT.
Little Loki Man
my favourite bit from Immortals
My name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
If Celebrities are able to be protected by the witness protection programme?
you know, where they give you a fake name and address and you have to basically “disappear” until any threat goes away.
it’d be difficult to disappear if your face was known by everyone.
Or imagine like
a football player or something was put under witness protection,
you’d hav to blur out that one guy on the pitch, and every time he gets the ball the commentator wud hav to b like
“And he passes it to [NO-ONE], and [NO-ONE] is in there, only him and the goalie left! He shoot! HE SCORES! EXCELLENT GOAL by [NO-ONE]
hmm.
just musing i guess but still.
