December 2009
18 posts
My Myspace Page For Music Or Whatever →
here’s the location where i’m gonna b puttin all my songs that I’ve made :p I’m mainly putting acoustic stuff on but there’s a sneaky spoken word/rap one in there too, and all of them are up for download so go for it bruv yeh cool man cool.
TWO YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND A MUTHAFUCKIN CROSSFADER! →
The Threat
Just a short scene because I was thinkin about gangster films…
The Threat
A Short Scene by David Stoker
(Scene: a shabby looking living room in a typically slobbish apartment. James sits on a sofa, watching television, and generally chilling out. The doorbell is heard. James gets up, and walks to the door. Mack , and Bob are there. James is clearly unnerved by their sudden arrival)
James:...
A third scene
another scene from that play I’m working on :)
(Kevin is sitting in the living room with a laptop playing videos of footage of 9/11, over and over again. He is watching it closely, as if enticed, though at the same time equally repulsed. As much as he wants to, he cannot take his eyes off of the screen. Steve enters, in a bad mood, barely noticing what Kevin is watching.)
Steve: For fuck’s...
For many days I didn’t bring them here, because I suffer when he bites me!...
– Heather mills, on Paul McCartney, in court.
Yoohoo, Taboo
Forgive me for saying this, but, Cunt is amazing.
It’s an amazing word.
It’s about an amazing organ.
And when you speak it,
It’s an amazing phenomenon.
One of the few universally offensive words left, perhaps the most powerful linguistic weapons available to the English language. Bar Racial slurs, no other word has managed to cause such a reaction when uttered in public,...
Another Scene
Yeah, another scene from that play. In case you hadn’t noticed, i’m REALLY bored! just trying to put off a theatre essay for a bit.
(Scene; Steve, Andrew and Kevin sit in the room with beers discussing things. Scene begins with laughter)
Andrew: Alright, Alright, okay… okay… What else, what else… I know! Steve, what’s the worst thing you ever witnessed?
Kevin: Oh,...
just a scene
A scene from a play i’ve been working on… yeah, I’m bored.
(Scene; Steve’s Job interview with Macdonald’s. Interviewer sits across from Steve, who sits nervously, as he is in need of this job)
Interviewer: (Looking through some files) Right… o….Kay… here we are then. (Looking up sharply) so, your name is (looking back down at the papers) Steven… (Looking...