December 2011
2 posts
Stoned.
Stoner is driving his car with other stoner friend. Gets pulled over. Practising what to say
Stoner: Oh, god… shit… ok… let’s be cool. Ok… right… what’s the problem? Officer? That right?
Other stoner: no, it’s what seems to be the problem. What seems to be the problem.
Stoner: what seeeems to be the problem, officer?
Other stoner: seems. gotta make it sound right....