If Celebrities are able to be protected by the witness protection programme? 

you know, where they give you a fake name and address and you have to basically “disappear” until any threat goes away.

it’d be difficult to disappear if your face was known by everyone.

Or imagine like

a football player or something was put under witness protection,

you’d hav to blur out that one guy on the pitch, and every time he gets the ball the commentator wud hav to b like

“And he passes it to [NO-ONE], and [NO-ONE] is in there, only him and the goalie left! He shoot! HE SCORES! EXCELLENT GOAL by [NO-ONE]

hmm.

just musing i guess but still.