Stoner is driving his car with other stoner friend. Gets pulled over. Practising what to say

Stoner: Oh, god… shit… ok… let’s be cool. Ok… right… what’s the problem? Officer? That right?

Other stoner: no, it’s what seems  to be the problem. What seems to be the problem.

Stoner:  what seeeems  to be the problem, officer?

Other stoner: seems. gotta make it sound right. Seems. seems.

Stoner:  seeeeeeeeems.

Other Stoner: seeeems.

Stoner:  how about if i was more casual. Like… what’s the craik?

Other stoner:  no. Are you irish? No. Then it would look bad. It’s just about the seems.

Stoner: wat seeeeeems  to be the craik officer?

Other Stoner:  No! Not Craik! Sounds like Crack.

Stoner:  crack.

Other Stoner:  The cop will think u have crack.

Stoner: good point. I don’t have crack. Crack. What seems to be the crack. Crack. What’s the crack

Officer arrives. Stoner rolls down window.

Officer:  any idea how fast u were going?

Stoner:  I have crack.

Pause.

Stoner:  internally WHY DID I SAY THAT.